This is Entertainment But the Injuries Are Real

by Imhoff Youth

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released August 13, 2013

Recorded in Munster with Robin Völkert. All songs by Imhoff Youth.

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Track Name: Please Don't Try This at Home
SHOULDER BLOCK. ELBOW DROP.

BEAR HUG, FROG SPLASH, FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK.

PILEDRIVER, BOSTON CRAB, BODY SLAM.

MAY BREAK YOUR NECK.

YEA THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT BUT THE INJURIES ARE REAL.

YEA THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT BUT THE HAZARDS ARE REAL.

CAREERS ENDED WITHIN SECONDS.

BUSTED KNUCKLES AND BROKEN BONES.

WHATEVER YOU DO, WHEREVER YOU ARE:

PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Track Name: Sewing U.S. Ass
WOKE UP THE OTHER DAY

THE MAILMAN’S AT MY DOOR

SAID: THIS IS A LETTER FROM RIKK AGNEW

HE WON’T TAKE IT NO MORE

HE’S HEARD YOUR RECORD AND HE’S PISSED

BECAUSE ALL YOUR SONGS ARE HIS

SO PLEASE SIGN WHERE IT SAYS

“I AM SUING YOUR ASS”

RIKK AGNEW IS SUING MY ASS

WOKE UP THE OTHER DAY

THE MAILMAN’S THERE AGAIN

A COPY RIGHT VIOLATION LAWSUIT BY VINCE MCMAHON

HE’S SEEN YOUR SHOW AND HE’S PISSED

BECAUSE ALL YOUR MOVES ARE HIS

SO PLEASE SIGN WHERE IT SAYS:

“I AM SUING YOUR ASS!”

MCMAHON IS SUING MY ASS
Track Name: To Be The Man You Gotta Beat The Man
DON'T CALL HIM GERIATRIC

HE'S WON THE TITLE 16 TIMES

HE'LL BEG FOR MERCY

AND POKE YOU IN THE EYES

HE'S GONNA STYLE

HE'S GONNA PROFILE

TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN

HE'LL COUNTER YOUR BACK BODY DROP

HE'LL PUT YOU IN A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOG

IF YOU'RE NOT PASSED OUT HE'LL DELIVER SOME CHOPS

HE'S GONNA STYLE

HE'S GONNA PROFILE

TO BE THE MAN

YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN
Track Name: I.R.S.
I.R.S. I.R.S.

HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES

I.R.S. I.R.S.

IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES

HE’S GOT A SUITCASE, HE WEARS A TIE

HE’LL TAKE YOUR MONEY, YOU WON’T KNOW WHY

I.R.S. I.R.S.

HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES

I.R.S. I.R.S.

IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES

HE’LL TAX YOUR FEATHERS, HE’LL TAX YOUR URN

HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER’S GOT MONEY TO BURN

I.R.S. I.R.S.

HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES

I.R.S. I.R.S.

IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES
Track Name: The Excellence of Execution
BORN IN ALBERTA, CANADA

HIS FATHER WAS A SUPERSTAR

HE GREW UP FAST, HE GREW UP HARD

MET JIM THE ANVIL BUILT A FOUNDATION

TOOK THE TITLE FROM DEMOLITION

THEY WERE THE BEST TAG-TEAM AROUND

WHEN VINCE MCMAHON BECAME INFLUENTIAL

HE SAW HIM WRESTLE, SAW HIS POTENTIAL

HE’D MAKE HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP

HE GOT HIS SHOT AT THE TITLE

WRESTLED FLAIR, BECAME AN IDOL

THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE’LL EVER BE

HE’S THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION

HE’S THE EXCELLENCE OF EXUCUTION

MCMAHON STABBED HIM IN THE BACK

OWEN FELL DEEP AND BROKE HIS NECK

HE LOST THE TITLE TO THE HEARTBREAK KID

NOW HE’S OLD HAD HIS FIRST STROKE

A BITTER MAN SITTING AT HOME

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE HITMAN?
Track Name: 2478 (Nailz's Got Issues)
ABUSIVE PARENTS ALWAYS DISAGREED

HE COULDN’T FIND HIS PLACE IN SOCIETY

HE GOT ARRESTED BUT HE WASN’T GUILTY

A VICTIM OF POLICE BRUTALITY

HE’S STUCK IN COBB COUNTY JAIL

A SIX BY NINE FOOT CELL

HE’S NOT GETTING OUT ON BAIL

BIG BOSS MAN GIVES HIM FUCKING HELL

AS HE DOES TIME AND HE COUNTS THE DAYS

HIS ONLY GOAL IN LIFE BECOMES REVENGE

NIGHTSTICK BEATINGS HANDCUFFED TO HIS BED

CONSTANT ABUSE MAKES HIM A PSYCHOPATH

2478 - COUNTING THE DAYS UNTIL HIS REVENGE

NIGHTSTICK BEATINGS HANDCUFFED TO HIS BED

CONSTANT ABUSE MAKES HIM A PSYCHOPATH

NEXT TIME THE BOSS MAN CAN’T COUNT ON HIS FRIENDS

NEXT TIME THE NIGHTSTICK IS IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HANDS