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SHOULDER BLOCK. ELBOW DROP.
BEAR HUG, FROG SPLASH, FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK.
PILEDRIVER, BOSTON CRAB, BODY SLAM.
MAY BREAK YOUR NECK.
YEA THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT BUT THE INJURIES ARE REAL.
YEA THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT BUT THE HAZARDS ARE REAL.
CAREERS ENDED WITHIN SECONDS.
BUSTED KNUCKLES AND BROKEN BONES.
WHATEVER YOU DO, WHEREVER YOU ARE:
PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.
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Sewing U.S. Ass
00:54
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WOKE UP THE OTHER DAY
THE MAILMAN’S AT MY DOOR
SAID: THIS IS A LETTER FROM RIKK AGNEW
HE WON’T TAKE IT NO MORE
HE’S HEARD YOUR RECORD AND HE’S PISSED
BECAUSE ALL YOUR SONGS ARE HIS
SO PLEASE SIGN WHERE IT SAYS
“I AM SUING YOUR ASS”
RIKK AGNEW IS SUING MY ASS
WOKE UP THE OTHER DAY
THE MAILMAN’S THERE AGAIN
A COPY RIGHT VIOLATION LAWSUIT BY VINCE MCMAHON
HE’S SEEN YOUR SHOW AND HE’S PISSED
BECAUSE ALL YOUR MOVES ARE HIS
SO PLEASE SIGN WHERE IT SAYS:
“I AM SUING YOUR ASS!”
MCMAHON IS SUING MY ASS
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DON'T CALL HIM GERIATRIC
HE'S WON THE TITLE 16 TIMES
HE'LL BEG FOR MERCY
AND POKE YOU IN THE EYES
HE'S GONNA STYLE
HE'S GONNA PROFILE
TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN
HE'LL COUNTER YOUR BACK BODY DROP
HE'LL PUT YOU IN A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOG
IF YOU'RE NOT PASSED OUT HE'LL DELIVER SOME CHOPS
HE'S GONNA STYLE
HE'S GONNA PROFILE
TO BE THE MAN
YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN
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I.R.S.
01:30
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I.R.S. I.R.S.
HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES
I.R.S. I.R.S.
IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES
HE’S GOT A SUITCASE, HE WEARS A TIE
HE’LL TAKE YOUR MONEY, YOU WON’T KNOW WHY
I.R.S. I.R.S.
HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES
I.R.S. I.R.S.
IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES
HE’LL TAX YOUR FEATHERS, HE’LL TAX YOUR URN
HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER’S GOT MONEY TO BURN
I.R.S. I.R.S.
HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES
I.R.S. I.R.S.
IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES
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BORN IN ALBERTA, CANADA
HIS FATHER WAS A SUPERSTAR
HE GREW UP FAST, HE GREW UP HARD
MET JIM THE ANVIL BUILT A FOUNDATION
TOOK THE TITLE FROM DEMOLITION
THEY WERE THE BEST TAG-TEAM AROUND
WHEN VINCE MCMAHON BECAME INFLUENTIAL
HE SAW HIM WRESTLE, SAW HIS POTENTIAL
HE’D MAKE HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP
HE GOT HIS SHOT AT THE TITLE
WRESTLED FLAIR, BECAME AN IDOL
THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE’LL EVER BE
HE’S THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION
HE’S THE EXCELLENCE OF EXUCUTION
MCMAHON STABBED HIM IN THE BACK
OWEN FELL DEEP AND BROKE HIS NECK
HE LOST THE TITLE TO THE HEARTBREAK KID
NOW HE’S OLD HAD HIS FIRST STROKE
A BITTER MAN SITTING AT HOME
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE HITMAN?
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ABUSIVE PARENTS ALWAYS DISAGREED
HE COULDN’T FIND HIS PLACE IN SOCIETY
HE GOT ARRESTED BUT HE WASN’T GUILTY
A VICTIM OF POLICE BRUTALITY
HE’S STUCK IN COBB COUNTY JAIL
A SIX BY NINE FOOT CELL
HE’S NOT GETTING OUT ON BAIL
BIG BOSS MAN GIVES HIM FUCKING HELL
AS HE DOES TIME AND HE COUNTS THE DAYS
HIS ONLY GOAL IN LIFE BECOMES REVENGE
NIGHTSTICK BEATINGS HANDCUFFED TO HIS BED
CONSTANT ABUSE MAKES HIM A PSYCHOPATH
2478 - COUNTING THE DAYS UNTIL HIS REVENGE
NIGHTSTICK BEATINGS HANDCUFFED TO HIS BED
CONSTANT ABUSE MAKES HIM A PSYCHOPATH
NEXT TIME THE BOSS MAN CAN’T COUNT ON HIS FRIENDS
NEXT TIME THE NIGHTSTICK IS IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HANDS
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