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This is Entertainment But the Injuries Are Real

by Imhoff Youth

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SHOULDER BLOCK. ELBOW DROP. BEAR HUG, FROG SPLASH, FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK. PILEDRIVER, BOSTON CRAB, BODY SLAM. MAY BREAK YOUR NECK. YEA THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT BUT THE INJURIES ARE REAL. YEA THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT BUT THE HAZARDS ARE REAL. CAREERS ENDED WITHIN SECONDS. BUSTED KNUCKLES AND BROKEN BONES. WHATEVER YOU DO, WHEREVER YOU ARE: PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.
2.
WOKE UP THE OTHER DAY THE MAILMAN’S AT MY DOOR SAID: THIS IS A LETTER FROM RIKK AGNEW HE WON’T TAKE IT NO MORE HE’S HEARD YOUR RECORD AND HE’S PISSED BECAUSE ALL YOUR SONGS ARE HIS SO PLEASE SIGN WHERE IT SAYS “I AM SUING YOUR ASS” RIKK AGNEW IS SUING MY ASS WOKE UP THE OTHER DAY THE MAILMAN’S THERE AGAIN A COPY RIGHT VIOLATION LAWSUIT BY VINCE MCMAHON HE’S SEEN YOUR SHOW AND HE’S PISSED BECAUSE ALL YOUR MOVES ARE HIS SO PLEASE SIGN WHERE IT SAYS: “I AM SUING YOUR ASS!” MCMAHON IS SUING MY ASS
3.
DON'T CALL HIM GERIATRIC HE'S WON THE TITLE 16 TIMES HE'LL BEG FOR MERCY AND POKE YOU IN THE EYES HE'S GONNA STYLE HE'S GONNA PROFILE TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN HE'LL COUNTER YOUR BACK BODY DROP HE'LL PUT YOU IN A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOG IF YOU'RE NOT PASSED OUT HE'LL DELIVER SOME CHOPS HE'S GONNA STYLE HE'S GONNA PROFILE TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN
4.
I.R.S. 01:30
I.R.S. I.R.S. HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES I.R.S. I.R.S. IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES HE’S GOT A SUITCASE, HE WEARS A TIE HE’LL TAKE YOUR MONEY, YOU WON’T KNOW WHY I.R.S. I.R.S. HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES I.R.S. I.R.S. IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES HE’LL TAX YOUR FEATHERS, HE’LL TAX YOUR URN HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER’S GOT MONEY TO BURN I.R.S. I.R.S. HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES I.R.S. I.R.S. IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR TAXES
5.
BORN IN ALBERTA, CANADA HIS FATHER WAS A SUPERSTAR HE GREW UP FAST, HE GREW UP HARD MET JIM THE ANVIL BUILT A FOUNDATION TOOK THE TITLE FROM DEMOLITION THEY WERE THE BEST TAG-TEAM AROUND WHEN VINCE MCMAHON BECAME INFLUENTIAL HE SAW HIM WRESTLE, SAW HIS POTENTIAL HE’D MAKE HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP HE GOT HIS SHOT AT THE TITLE WRESTLED FLAIR, BECAME AN IDOL THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE’LL EVER BE HE’S THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION HE’S THE EXCELLENCE OF EXUCUTION MCMAHON STABBED HIM IN THE BACK OWEN FELL DEEP AND BROKE HIS NECK HE LOST THE TITLE TO THE HEARTBREAK KID NOW HE’S OLD HAD HIS FIRST STROKE A BITTER MAN SITTING AT HOME WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE HITMAN?
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ABUSIVE PARENTS ALWAYS DISAGREED HE COULDN’T FIND HIS PLACE IN SOCIETY HE GOT ARRESTED BUT HE WASN’T GUILTY A VICTIM OF POLICE BRUTALITY HE’S STUCK IN COBB COUNTY JAIL A SIX BY NINE FOOT CELL HE’S NOT GETTING OUT ON BAIL BIG BOSS MAN GIVES HIM FUCKING HELL AS HE DOES TIME AND HE COUNTS THE DAYS HIS ONLY GOAL IN LIFE BECOMES REVENGE NIGHTSTICK BEATINGS HANDCUFFED TO HIS BED CONSTANT ABUSE MAKES HIM A PSYCHOPATH 2478 - COUNTING THE DAYS UNTIL HIS REVENGE NIGHTSTICK BEATINGS HANDCUFFED TO HIS BED CONSTANT ABUSE MAKES HIM A PSYCHOPATH NEXT TIME THE BOSS MAN CAN’T COUNT ON HIS FRIENDS NEXT TIME THE NIGHTSTICK IS IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HANDS

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released August 13, 2013

Recorded in Munster with Robin Völkert. All songs by Imhoff Youth.

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There's a lot of people out there under the misconception that wrestling is made up of a bunch of clowns. This is the greatest sport in the world. No games. No Hollywood. No Rock n Roll. Just Wrestling.

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